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Shit Shit Shit!!!

In Rant on July 16, 2007 at 2:28:21 pm

My MacBook Pro is already outdated, and it hasn’t even arrived yet!

Favourite Bash.org Quotes – Episode 1

In Funny on July 15, 2007 at 9:58:21 pm

So, if you have read all the wonderful things that Bash.org has to offer, you’ll know that the following quotes are probably not the most appropriate excerpts of literature in the world.


So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
to talk about diversity and racism and shit today
prof’s never met him..
in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
he’s got a ‘pimp’ chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
the prof’s like…’are you… jeff?’
he goes ‘true dat, ho’ and says ‘you all my niggaz!’ and he turns in a circle
waving his arms in the air singing about ‘niggaz in ‘da house’ or some shit
so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit
and he starts talkin about ‘the man’ and how ‘white folk be dissin’
then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
and says ‘sorry I’m late’
it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn’t even go to college
he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms


(PJ) grrr
(PJ) a car alarm is going off
(PJ) OH FOR GOD SHAKES SOMEONE SHOOT THE DAMN CAR
(PJ) fuck
(PJ) its our car


did you hear about the magic tractor?
it went down the hill and turned into a field!!!
:/
did you hear about the magic tom?
he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face


my gf supposedly has “issues” with me
Heh, my ex didn’t have just a few issues, she had a fuckin *Subscription*


god damn i just farted HARD on my chair and it felt good
did it lift u off?
yeah good thing i was wearing my seatbelt


(Null-O): Women without teeth give the best head.
(Null-O): They “gum it”.

MacBook Pro Shipped

In General, NHeer Design on July 14, 2007 at 4:22:26 pm

The title says it all. It’s been shipped. I’ll post pictures when it gets delivered.

“How To Lose Everything” Album Cover

In General, Personal on July 7, 2007 at 1:59:26 pm

This is more for me. iTunes can’t find the artwork for Hot Little Rocket’s new album, so I needed to scan it in. I need a place to put it. I figured I’d find it again here.

Wahoo!!!

In NHeer Design, Personal, Tech on July 4, 2007 at 10:11:19 pm

I ordered my MacBook Pro today. Also tossed in an AirPort Extreme base station, and iPod 30GB (for my sister).

Order Total: $2625.62 including taxes. It’s ruddy expensive, but I can’t wait. The Mac is going to just fly.

Specs:
Processor 065-7017 2.2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
Memory 065-7020 2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM – 2x1GB
Hard Drive 065-7022 120GB Serial ATA Drive@5400rpm
Optical Drive 065-7025 SuperDrive 8x
Display 065-7038 15″ Glossy Widescreen Display
Modem 065-7026 No Modem
Apple Software Solutions 065-6200 No Optional S/W
Keyboard/Mac OS Language 065-7033 BkLit Keyboard/Mac OS
Country Kit/AEX 065-7036 Country Kit

For those of you who don’t speak “Apple ordering codes”, here’s the breakdown:
2.2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
2GB RAM
15″ Glossy Widescreen display
Backlit Keyboard
120GB HDD (I have a 250GB external, and will be getting a 500GB external as well)
8X Superdrive

I can’t wait. 2 weeks until it’s delivered, or something like that.