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Sounds That Make Me Want To Punch Infants

In Uncategorized on May 1, 2007 at 9:08:43 pm

Dane Cook:
“Some sounds, when they hit you, they just make you want to punch a baby?
God help you if you’re in a nursery! You’ll go on a baby-punching tangent!
GOD HELP ME! IT’S THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!”

My List of Sounds that Make Me Want To Punch Babies:
(there are only 2 that I can think of at the moment, both happening in the last day)
1. Sniffing – We have about fourteen billion Kleenex boxes placed strategically in every square meter of our house. Yet, for some reason, both of my parents can never seem to find one. Or something. Because they always seem to be sniffing. It’s enough to drive you mad!
2. People eating loudly – I have a few good friends in Australia, and I’m sure that they don’t appreciate being able to hear my dad eat.

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