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Archive for October, 2007

Some Minor Updates (And Major Ones)

In Music, NHeer Design, News on October 31, 2007 at 9:42:07 pm

Minor:
Picked up two CDs today:
1) “In Search of Sunrise 6: Ibiza” – Tiësto – Absolutely awesome album. A big fan of trance? You’ll love this.
2) “Synkronized” – Jamiroquai – I originally bought this for “Canned Heat”, because I’m having trouble finding a copy of it for DJing and just plain listening to. But the entire album is awesome! I’ve had it on loop for a while now.

Major:
The website has been updated:
Shots of the new site

Go check it out!

Check out the demo reel located at Play > Virtual Tuning. I love it! It’s a 26 MB file, so it may take a bit to load.

Mix: Birthday

In Mixes, Music on October 28, 2007 at 1:23:12 pm

Download:
Click Here!
(66.5 MB, 192 kb/s MP3)

Tracklisting:
1. Love Comes Again (Original Mix) – Tiësto feat. BT
2. Sysyphos – D.I.M.
3. Dirty (Extended Club Mix) – Digital Dog feat. 45 Flat
4. My My My (Stonebridge Mix) – Armand Van Helden
5. Tell Me Why (Vocal Club Mix) – Supermode
6. Mr. Brown (Becksteins Original Mix) – The Angry Kids vs. Bob Marley
7. Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad? (Ferry Corsten Mix) – Moby
8. Everytime We Touch (Club Mix) – Cascada vs. Maggie Riley
9. Snuff On Digital – Blaqk Audio
10. She Sells Sanctuary (Chris Tyler Mix) – The Cult
11. Dude, I Just Wanna Dance (Sean Tyas Rework) – Dane Cook
Bonus Track: Ride It Low (Early October Demo) – DJ D.U.G.

All songs copyright © their respective owners.
Mix copyright © 2007 DJ Snyper.
Mixed on October 28, 2007 at some ungodly hour of the day, approaching 3AM.
Thanks to Apple, Atomix Productions, Digital Eargasm, DJ D.U.G.
If you’re wondering, the cover art is a stylized version of the photograph taken of Joseph Kittinger as he stepped out of a small gondola to perform the highest ever skydive – 31 KM up in the atmosphere.

Said cover art:
Birthday Mix Cover

Download:
Click Here!
(66.5 MB, 192 kb/s MP3)

Birthday Stuff

In General on October 28, 2007 at 12:56:27 pm

So, what did I get for my birthday? Ah, but it’s far too awesome to contain in a post.

I got a sweater (really nice), a nice long sleeve t-shirt, and…

TG Subscription

It’s a letter of confirmation. I got a 13 issue subscription to Top Gear magazine! I’m so buzzed right now it’s unreal.

I also got another shelf from Ikea (yay) to hold all of these magazines on. I already have one Billy bookshelf, and I can only fit about half of my magazines on it, so this shelf should work wonders.

02:56

In General on October 28, 2007 at 2:52:49 am

It is 02:56 (that’s 2:56 AM for those of you who don’t speak 24-hour). 17 years ago, today, at this very hour and minute, I was born.

I made another trip around the sun.

Yay.

To celebrate, I just finished a mix. It’ll be posted tomorrow later today at a more reasonable hour. I should get some sleep. It took me a few tries to write this post. That’s how I know I need sleep. When my forum/blog/Facebook posts get illegible until the 57th time I type them.

Facebook Says “Happy Birthday”

In General on October 28, 2007 at 12:47:15 am

Here’s a little something I didn’t know. Facebook wishes people “happy birthday”. That’s… erm… fantastic?

HBD

101 Ways To Be A Better Asshole

In Funny on October 20, 2007 at 11:11:09 pm

Argue with everybody.
Touch the paintings at the museum.
Get hysterical.
Threaten law suits.
Insinuate, implicate and insist.
If you got it, flaunt it.
Eat produce at the grocery store and don’t pay for it.
Gamble with the rent money.
Record over a borrowed vcr tape
Tell people that they are in your will, even if they aren’t.
Don’t get caught.
Stay directly in front or behine fire trucks and ambulances.
When giving out directions, leave out a turn or two.
Don’t make up your mind.
Improve your posture by walking with your nose in the air.
Remind people who lose their job that they should work harder.
Talk with your mouth full.
Accuse, confuse and refuse.
Comment on the weight gain of others.
Adjust your nuts (boob) whenever you want.
Keep a pile of wisecracks for tense and serious situations.
Answer a question with a question.
See what it takes for the lifeguard to blow the whistle.
Don’t give to charities unless you get something back.
Add the straw that breaks the camels back.
Clean your finger nails at the dinner table.
Tell people what they think they wanna hear.
Notice good ideas and pass them on as your own.
Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner or hotel reservations.
Don’t volunteer for the back seat and never take the middle one.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
Never do anything until you have been asked twice.
Put off until tomorrow whatever you can do the day after tomorrow.
Spot test “Wet Paint” signs.
Go up on the down escalator and vice versa.
Dont shower after a hard workout.
Lie about your age.
Change channels every two seconds
Develop at least 3 strategies for cutting if front of a
Underline in other peoples books.
Slurp your soup.
If you can’t think of something nice, say something nasty.
Be judgmental.
Announce when your going to the bathroom.
Read over peoples shoulders on the bus.
Ignore deadlines.
Revenge is sweet… so get some.
Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while your at it, leave the cap off.
Curse the umpire at a Little League game.
When it says “Reserved Parking” that means you.
Take the labels off of unopened cans.
Cover up your mistakes and pass the blame.
Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one that you want.
Borrow handkerchiefs to blow your nose.
When your done with your gum, stick it under the chair.
If you do something nice, make sure everyone knows about it.
Bribe little kids… cause they’re easy!
Put a rude message on someone elses answering machine.
Measure people by their money and the clothes they wear.
Be ambiguous, it lets you work both sides of the issue.
Leave your underwear in the sink.
Chew other peoples pencils.
Support the death penalty for parking tickets.
Get a backseat drivers license.
Dish it out, but don’t take it.
Be a perfectionist in absolutely everything.
Apologize a lot, but don’t change.
Change the rules to suit your needs.
Put your cigarette out in planters.
Wear a shirt thats says ‘Fuck You’ or to that affect.
Pull the covers over to your side.
Eat cookies or crackers in bed.
Let doors slam behind you ? in people’s faces.
Repeat yourself.
Repeat yourself.
Tell your kids ‘How it was..’ back when you were a kid.
Vividly describe a hysterectomy to your date before ordering dinner.
Scribble your signature on important documents.
Use the whole can of starter fluid on the charcoal.
Put things back where they don’t belong.
Take a colicky baby to the movies.
Have belching contests in restaurants.
Make the same mistake twice.
Pee in the swimming pool.
Ride on the shoulder un you pass all the jammed traffic, and then cut in.
Wear a large hat to the movies.
Always have an ulterior motive.
Always take the biggest piece.
Forget the pooper scooper when walking your dog.
Take cheap shots.
Take forever to find a word in Scrabble.
Cause gridlock.
Get up on the wrong side of bed.
Change your mind.
Glue a chip on your shoulder.
Put salt in sugar containers.
Blow out other peoples birthday candles.
Don’t refill the ice cube tray.
Ask people what they paid for their clothes.
Cut off people in the middle of their sentences.
Practice pulling the wool over people’s faces.

Thanks again, Totse.

2(iStig) = Uhh?

In Random on October 20, 2007 at 10:44:20 pm

So, apparently, one person with the Nexopia ID “iStig” was viewing one of my friends’ profiles. Except… I’m not on Nexopia (it burns my corneas). That’s my handle, jackass. Give it back.

What the hell?

101 Ways To Say “No”

In Funny on October 20, 2007 at 10:42:48 pm

101 EASY WAYS TO SAY NO
I’d love to, but…
1 I have to floss my cat.
2 I’ve dedicated my life to linguini.
3 I want to spend more time with my blender.
4 the President said he might drop in.
5 the man on television told me to say tuned.
6 I’ve been scheduled for a karma transplant.
7 I’m staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
8 it’s my parakeet’s bowling night.
9 it wouldn’t be fair to the other Beautiful People.
10 I’m building a pig from a kit.
11 I did my own thing and now I’ve got to undo it.
12 I’m enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
13 there’s a disturbance in the Force.
14 I’m doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
15 I have to go to the post office to see if I’m still wanted.
16 I’m teaching my ferret to yodel.
17 I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
18 I’m going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl.
19 I’m planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
20 my crayons all melted together.
21 I’m trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
22 I’m in training to be a household pest.
23 I’m getting my overalls overhauled.
24 my patent is pending.
25 I’m attending the opening of my garage door.
26 I’m sandblasting my oven.
27 I’m worried about my vertical hold.
28 I’m going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
29 I’m being deported.
30 the grunion are running.
31 I’ll be looking for a parking space.
32 my Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
33 the monsters haven’t turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
34 I’m taking punk totem pole carving.
35 I have to fluff my shower cap.
36 I’m converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
37 I’ve come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
38 I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
39 my plot to take over the world is thickening.
40 I have to fulfill my potential.
41 I don’t want to leave my comfort zone.
42 it’s too close to the turn of the century.
43 I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
44 my subconscious says no.
45 I’m giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
46 I left my body in my other clothes.
47 the last time I went, I never came back.
48 I’ve got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
49 I have to answer all of my “occupant” letters.
50 none of my socks match.
51 I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
52 I’m having all my plants neutered.
53 people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
54 I changed the lock on my door and now I can’t get out.
55 I’m making a home movie called “The Thing That Grew in My
Refrigerator.”
56 I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
57 my yucca plant is feeling yucky.
58 I’m touring China with a wok band.
59 my chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
60 I never go out on days that end in “Y.”
61 my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
62 I’m running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named
Basil Metabolism.
63 I just picked up a book called “Glue in Many Lands” and I can’t put
it down.
64 I’m too old/young for that stuff.
65 I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
66 I have too much guilt.
67 there are important world issues that need worrying about.
68 I have to draw “Cubby” for an art scholarship.
69 I’m uncomfortable when I’m alone or with others.
70 I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
71 I feel a song coming on.
72 I’m trying to be less popular.
73 my bathroom tiles need grouting.
74 I have to bleach my hare.
75 I’m waiting to see if I’m already a winner.
76 I’m writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
77 you know how we psychos are.
78 my favorite commercial is on TV.
79 I have to study for a blood test.
80 I’m going to be old someday.
81 I’ve been traded to Cincinnati.
82 I’m observing National Apathy Week.
83 I have to rotate my crops.
84 my uncle escaped again.
85 I’m up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
86 I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
87 I’m having my baby shoes bronzed.
88 I have to go to court for kitty littering.
89 I’m going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
90 I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
91 having fun gives me prickly heat.
92 I’m going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking
for me.
93 I have to jog my memory.
94 my palm reader advised against it.
95 my Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
96 I have to stay home and see if I snore.
97 I prefer to remain an enigma.
98 I think you want the OTHER [your name] .
99 I have to sit up with a sick ant.
100 I’m trying to cut down.
101 … well, maybe.

Thanks Totse.

Mix: Escape Into Hyper Space

In Mixes, Music on October 20, 2007 at 10:17:20 pm

Tracklisting:
1. Sunrise (Jason Nevins Mix) – Duran Duran
2. My Love (Steve Angello Mix) – Justin Timberlake
3. To The Moon And Back (Escape Into Hyper Space) – Savage Garden
4. PATT (Party All The Time) (Sound De Vice Mix) – Sharam
5. Clubbed To Death (Sequence 11 Mix) – Rob Dougan
6. What Is Love ‘07 (Full Gainer Mix) – Speedmaster Project
7. Mr. Brightside (‘06 Big Room Mix) – Jealous Guys vs. The Killers
8. The Wall (Satoshi Tomiie Remix) – Pink Floyd
9. Break My Fall (Adam Kay & Pettigrew Mix) – Tiësto feat. BT
10 . Empty Streets (Kaskade Mix) – Late Night Alumni
11. Jam For The Ladies (Jason Nevins Mix) – Moby
12. Bounce (Original Mix) – Steve ‘N’ King

Music copyright © the respective artists.
Mixed by DJ Snyper on October 20th, 2007 in Calgary.
Mix © 2007 DJ Snyper.
Thanks to Digital Eargasm, Skullcandy, Atomix Productions and Apple.

Artwork:
escape mix art

Download:
Click Me! Please download!
(87 ish MB, 192 kb/s MP3)

Thanks for listening. I hope to have a better quality intro next time. This time, it was sort of a test. Ah well.

Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap [etc]

In General on October 16, 2007 at 7:13:48 pm

So, I left my AC power brick at school for my MacBook Pro. And my MBP is here at home. And it says I have 10 minutes of battery life. Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap. I’m an idiot.

Mix: Wahoo!

In Mixes, Music on October 13, 2007 at 9:38:17 pm

Back to party music:

1. Turn The Beat Around (2007 Club Mix) – Kubik
2. Self Esteem (Skazi & Irritante Club Mix) – The Offspring
3. Scream & Shout (2007 Rodeofunk Mix) – Soul Revenger
4. NYC Beat – Armand Van Helden
5. You Give Love (2006 Nikko V Mix) – Bon Jovi
6. Boogie Wonderland (2007 Extended Mix) – Braincreator
7. Booty Bangs (DJ Dan Remix) – Jessi Malay
8. In Love With You (Eric Smax & Thomas Gold Mix) – Atrium
9. Sex ‘N’ Money – Oakenfold feat. Pharrell Williams
10. Summer of ‘69 (Dan Winter Mix) – Topmodelz
11. Love Sensation ‘06 (Hi Tack Burning Up Mix) – Loleatta Holloway
12. Song 2 – Thrash Yourself

Mix © 2007 DJ Snyper
Music © their respective owners

Artwork:
Wahoo!
The artwork isn’t my favourite, but whatever. It was quick.

Download:
CLICK HERE!
(57 MB)

Thanks for downloading, and happy listening!!

PS: The random crackles and pops in this mix are because it’s a merge of several MP3 files. I accidently left the “split into multiple files” option turned on and I didn’t want to mix it all over again. Sorry about that. I don’t think it’s too noticeable.

Mix: Always Feel Amazing

In Mixes, Music on October 11, 2007 at 10:41:46 pm

1. Silence (Original Guy Geva Intro Mix) – Sarah McLachlan
2. Amazing (Thin White Duke Main Mix) – Seal
3. Why Don’t We Fall In Love (Erich Lee Dicibel Mix) – Amerie
4. How To Save A Life (Untamed Society Mix) – The Fray
5. Santa Monica (Bittersweet Mix) – Savage Garden
6. Chasing Cars (Topher Jones and Blake Jarrell Mix) – Snow Patrol
7. What You Waiting For? (Jacques Lu Cont’s Thin White Duke Mix) – Gwen Stefani
8. Umbrella (E-Thunder Nervous Dub Mix) – Rihanna
9. Heaven (Distorted Vocal Mix) – DJ Pascali
10. Miracle (Sunset Crew Mix) – Cascada

Mix copyright © 2007 DJ Snyper.
Music copyright © their respective owners.

More chill than my last one, but I like it better. Dunno why.

Artwork:
AFA
Photo from sgarbe84 at sxc.hu.

Download:
CLICK HERE
(M4A file, best played with iPod or iTunes, 56.2 MB)
If someone wants to convert this to MP3 format, I’ll add a download link here.

Hope you like it.

Search Terms For Oct. 9

In General on October 9, 2007 at 3:50:45 pm

Here are the search terms that have pointed people to my blog today:

Say What?

I just have one question: who Googled “nicholas heer calgary”? Looks like I have a stalker…

Teaser Image Campaigns Are Shit

In Cars, Leaked on October 8, 2007 at 9:33:23 pm

I’m losing my work/school-friendly titles. Whatever. You should be working.

Ah, whatever. Read my blog instead.

Anyway, I hope Subaru learned their lesson. Oh, wait. Nope! More leaked images, and they’re better quality! And still not in English!



See the full set o’ images here.

Welcome Back, I’ve Missed You; Plus WRX STi Leaked Images

In Cars, TV, Top Gear on October 8, 2007 at 3:22:19 pm

Well, Top Gear is back. And I’ll be damned to an eternity in a non-religious type of hell (New Jersey?) if it isn’t good. After my fiasco this morning involving copious amounts of my idiocity, I finally got it downloaded. That torrent was hella slow though.

Also, bits and pieces of the new Subaru WRX STi’s brochure have been leaked. You may remember the original teaser images:

WRX STi teaser dark thing

It reminds me vaguely of the first image released of the 2007 Porsche Cayenne:

dark Porsche Cayenne shot

They both give that sense of “no, we don’t want anyone to see what it looks like, to prevent the onslaught of vomit” or something. But alas! Due to the magic that is the internet (all those tubes… now how do they not get clogged up in this day and age?), I can proudly dutifully show you exactly what the STi looks like:

Cover
Brochure
Another shot of the brochure
Yet another shot

So, there you have it. Images from the NASIOC forums.

PS: Who the hell picked the name “STi“?

Dammit!

In Rant on October 8, 2007 at 7:21:46 am

Well, Top Gear is back. Yay! But I haven’t watched it yet.

I started downloading the 700 MB Scene rip, but then I found another torrent (at the Pirate Bay) which is 350 MB, so I started downloading that one too. The 350 finished first, and overnight I lost my connection to the 700 one. But the 350 one is just a trojan thing! It’s that annoying “divoplayer” spyware installer thing. So…. 3 hours, 26 minutes left. I think I’m going to go bash my head into a wall.

Mix – Everybody Get Down (If You Feel Me)

In Mixes, Music on October 6, 2007 at 8:29:55 pm
Get Down

Here’s a brand new mix! I just got new software, so I’m still working out all the knobs and things (hence some of the badly timed effects in this one). However, I think it’s 1000% better than my last one (which, now that I play it again, sucks). This mix hasn’t been cleaned, because I’m lazy, so you get exactly what I recorded. The major problem in this one is that the sound effect at the end (Bart Simpson saying “it’s craptacular”) didn’t finish, so I just kept scratching on it.

Tracklist:
“1, 2 Step (Ford’s E-Hop Club Mix)” – Ciara
“Don’t Stop The Music (Wideboys Club Mix)” – Rihanna
“Jump (Tony Moran and Jody Broeder Mix)” – Madonna
“Long Train Running (Funk Da House Dirty Kiss Mix)” – The Doobie Brothers
“Buttons” – DJ Talja feat. Pussycat Dolls
“Give It To Me (Vibealicious Club Mix)” – Nelly Furtado
“Four To The Floor vs. California Dreaming” – Royal Gigolos
“California Dreaming (‘06 Mix)” – Benny Benassi
“Faster Kill Pussycat” – Oakenfold feat. Brittany Murphy
“The One (Extended Club Mix)” – Deep Dish
“Shout (Alex Spadoni Mix)” – Tears for Fears
“Ecstasy (Original Mix)” – ATB
“Tell Me Why (Finger Kadel Mix)” – Supermode
“Pon De Replay (Norty Cotto Pon De Club Mix)” – Rihanna

The artwork is at the top of the page (thanks to Stock Exchange for the photo). The artwork and tracklist should be included with the file (the tracklist is cleverly hidden in the lyrics window).

Download:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/4062313b94f2cf/

(87.6 MB MP3)

I hope you like it! I’ve got a bunch of new tracks, so I’ll be doing a new mix in the next little while.

You Know You’re A Graphic Designer When… (Even More Of These!)

In Funny on October 1, 2007 at 9:31:24 pm

You know you’re a graphic designer when…

• You refuse to buy from a vendor whose web site is exceedingly cheesy or full of typos. (I’ve been looking a lot at real estate online lately, and this is becoming quite problematic…)
• You buy products that you have no use or wish for, simply because you love the packaging design. (then save the receipt as a business expense)
• You buy a magazine not for the editorial content, but just because it has an interesting layout. (ditto on the receipt)
• You yell out “Papyrus” whenever/wherever you see it – TV commercials, hwy billboards, etc – and no one else knows what in the heck you’re talking about.
• You have little snippets of paper everywhere from sketching ideas for layouts and designs whenever the impulse strikes you, including indecipherable scribbles made while driving in traffic, and bathroom scribbles done with eyeliner.
• You wake up in the middle of the night and grab for your sketch pad because you just dreamt of a great solution for a project you’ve been stuck on.
• You go to another designers’ studio and leave dejected because of serious gear or software envy.
• When working remotely at a WiFi cafe, you secretly compare your laptop with everyone else’s and then feel inordinantly proud to have the sweetest gear in the house.
• You yell out “PowerBook,” “iMac,” “G5,” “Cinema Display,” etc., everytime you see Apple product placement on TV or a movie.

Yet more from the HowDesign forums.

Review – Bawls Guarana Energy Drink

In Energy Drinks, Reviews on October 1, 2007 at 6:31:59 pm
Bawls

Well, I think I’ll start this. A review of different beverages. I’ll start with Bawls, which I just tried today.

I found this at my 7-11. I thought, for $2.50 (and in a glass bottle, with nearly 300 mL), it was a good deal, so I bought it.

The taste was like Sprite mixed with cream soda. In other words, great! It had 64 mg of caffeine in those 300 mL, which is more than Red Bull has (60 mg per 250 mL), but a lower concentration, and I noticed a bit of difference. But overall, same sort of buzz.

Rating: 8/10
The Good: Great taste, cool glass bottle, great value
The Bad: Low-ish concentration of caffeine when compared with other energy drinks

UPDATE – REVISION:

Just checked the back of an old Red Bull can, and did a cross-check on the internet. It has 80 milligrams of caffeine per 250 mL.

But… I’m not done yet. Its caffeine seems to be more potent than that of Red Bull et. al., so the buzz lasts a while longer. Updated ratings:

Rating: 8.5/10
The Good: Great taste, cool glass bottle, great value, more potent caffeine, so it keeps you buzzing all night long
The Bad: Really low concentration of caffeine when compared with just about any other energy drink, but that’s OK